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 Hey, guys! I would like to start off by saying that this was the best year yet for the Gentlemen Club Owner’s Expo, even though there was no Fan Fair. All of the big-busted features were upset that they weren’t going to have a Fan Fair, but everything worked out.

Glamourcon,
Chicago, Illinois

It all started on August 24th when I flew to Chicago to attend Glamourcon. I was a little hesitant to do the show because most of the girls there are Playmates and ex-Playmates. Chelsea Charms talked me into going, and I’m glad she did because I met a lot of fans I didn’t know I had in Chicago.

I flew in Friday night and met up with Elektra and Chelsea and also with my webmaster, Cubeman. Cubeman does all of our websites. This was going to be a crazy seven days for me because I was rebuilding my website and I needed a lot of material.

Everyone arrived Friday night, and we all got together because we hadn’t seen each other in a long time. We just stayed up and gossiped until around one in the morning. The next day, Glamourcon started at 11 a.m. and ended at six p.m. The convention was in the same hotel where we were staying, so that was good. Well, kind of. The hotel had no air conditioning because the night before, a storm took all the power down. Chelsea called me the day I was flying in and told me that the hotel, the Crown Plaza at O’Hare Airport, was running on a generator

So, the day of the convention, they brought out these huge fans so we wouldn’t die of heat exhaustion. It was so hot, but with the big fans, it wasn’t that bad.Anyway, we all met at the convention center. Chelsea, Elektra and I had one big table that we shared. I thought that was a good idea because our table had a little of everything. Elektra was a little hesitant to share a table with us because of our big tits, but we told her she didn’t have to worry; she’s a tall, skinny, beautiful blonde. I also told her that when any guy got a picture with me and Chelsea, we’d send him to her next.

At Glamourcon, guys were allowed to bring cameras, but if they wanted a picture with a girl, they had to pay $10 a picture. That’s what the three of us were charging. We were hearing from the fans that the other girls were charging $20, but we didn’t want to change our price because we thought we would get more fans. All of us were nervous because we had never done this before. Well, things started off slow but then picked up, and the fans were happy to see some big-busted girls there. By the end of the day, the three of us were happy that we were there.

That night, Elektra and Cubeman were tired, so Chelsea and I met up for dinner. We ended up going about two blocks away to a steakhouse. We had a couple of drinks, ate and then went back to the hotel. Then we called it a night because we had to get up early for the convention and all of us were flying out to Vegas after Glamourcon ended.

Things went a little slower at the show Sunday. We had hoped it would be busy, but it wasn’t. But as the day was ending, one young fan had to fuck it all up. He had been there all day but didn’t know he had to pay for pictures. He brought his camera thinking he could snap away for free. Security had told him he had to pay. He was following me around the whole day. At the end of the day as we were packing up, he kept asking me for one picture, and I kept telling him it was $10. By that time, Elektra and Chelsea were laughing at him because they know I don’t give anything away for free. Well, I had a change of heart, and no one could believe it. I felt bad for the young guy, so I told him he could take a picture. He was so happy. As I was posing for the picture, he was taking forever, so I told him to hurry because we needed to pack and catch a plane. Well, he started getting nasty and telling me to have fucking patience. I said, “Listen, you’re lucky I’m giving you a free picture.” After he took the picture, he was like, “Thanks, you fucking whore.” Chelsea, Elektra and I jumped all over him. I got security and they took his camera away and threw him out. I always say, it takes just one asshole to fuck up your day.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this one guy who wanted to be punched and kicked in the balls! He was willing to pay $50 for that. I told him I didn’t know if I could because I’d never done it before. At the end of the day, as Elektra, Cubeman, Chelsea and I were waiting for the shuttle to the airport, he came running around the corner, begging me to kick him in the balls! Everyone was egging me on to do it, so I did it. I kicked him as hard as I could and kneed him as hard as I could. He gave me $50 and told me thanks, I had made his day. He told me that was his fetish and he let girls do that to him all the time, but he never had a big-bust model do that to him. He thanked me for making his wish come true.

Well, what a weekend! Off to Las Vegas!

Expo Week, Las Vegas, Nevada

Elektra, Cube-man and I were on the same flight to Vegas, and we were all upgraded to business class, so that was fun. Elektra couldn’t sleep, so we just sat up, read magazines and bullshitted with the girl next to us. We waited for Chelsea at the airport, then we got our luggage and took a limo to our hotel. Elektra went out to do Vegas, and Chelsea and I ordered room service and called it a night.The first day of the Expo, we all met to pick up our badges. Believe it or not, fans showed up even though there was no Fan Fair. Fans are not allowed in the Expo, but they were there this year. How they got in, I don’t know. There were some fans from Germany who are there for Fan Fair every year. They’re very big fans of SCORE.

A lot of big-busted girls attended this year: Maxi Mounds, Echo Valley, Puma Swede, Kayla Kupcakes, Kayla Kleevage, Exotica and many more. The biggest surprise of all was Vixen LaMoore. We were so happy to see her. I hadn’t seen her in two years. She looked better than ever. And T was there, too. He’s the guy who every year took pictures for SCORE at the Expo. When Chelsea and I heard he was coming, we were excited.

There were a lot of vendors this year. I was surprised to see so many companies, club owners and features. The only big-busted model missing was Minka. Even big porn stars like Gina Lynn and Donna Doll were there.

And how could I forget to mention Alyssa Alps? She works with Don Waite and helps him organize the Expo. It was great running into her. She looks great and is very happy.

After the Expo every night, Chelsea, T, Vixen, Cubeman, Razooly, who is Vixen’s friend, and I would meet up for dinner. Some nights, we would have a couple of drop-ins, like Kayla Kupcakes, who is a riot. She is so out there. I always tell her she’s three cans short of a six-pack! Then she’ll laugh and say, “Crystal, you’re so crazy.” Dinner was our gossip time. We’d talk about the Expo and other things that happened to us.

After dinner, we’d go play the slots. Sometimes we won, sometimes we lost. On Tuesday, after the Expo and dinner, Vixen, Elektra and I headed over to the club owners appreciation party. I’d never attended it, but it seemed like all the features were heading over. It was pretty nice. They had food set out, and it was nice to meet some of the club owners so they could see how I looked in person. Elektra mingled, Vixen got drunk and I just hung out with my agent, who was introducing me to club owners. I had a really good time.

This was the best Expo ever. I only wish they’d had a Fan Fair. I’d never seen so many feature dancers in one room. I hope you enjoy all the pics from Glamourcon and the Expo. To see more pictures, you can log on to my website, CrystalGunns.com.

See you next time, guys!

Denise Derringer

“Not since the young SaRenna Lee has such a sexy stacked vixen hit your pages and web site! Denise has the qualities of saucy sexyness and allure that gives the eyes of the beholder complete satisfaction. Please post her vids or images to Club Scoregasm’s ‘By Request Only.’ Thank you for your consideration!”-Phil G. Thanks, Phil. We’ll go one better than By Request with this cover issue of Denise. D.W. emails: “The highlight has to be Denise Derringer! She gets better with each appearance in SCORE. What a great shot of Denise Derringer on the cover, stretching the hell out of that top. It looks like she’s one deep breath from shredding that top like a She-Hulk! It’s really a shame that New York City is a shadow of its former strip club self. I’d love to meet Denise in person but it probably won’t happen here as the clubs that used to showcase features do so no longer.” If you get over to Corpus Christi, Texas, you’ll find Denise dancing at the Palace Men’s Club. God bless Texas.