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Christy Marks
Christy seemed the lock for Newcomer of the Year but contests are never a sure thing. Norwegian Alena Snow actually had a slight edge with magazine readers and their paper ballots while Christy steamrolled everyone in the Scoreland voting process. Combining all the numbers including direct email, Christy was still the safe bet, considering her age (19), girl-next-door prettiness, naturalness and photographic personality. It seemed fitting to use Christy’s bride pictorial to dramatize her victory. Here are just a handful of the comments received about this fresh babe. “A young girl with a nice face, nice body and fabulous, natural H-cups. She is very beautiful. A star is born.”-Bob. “Christy is the find of the year and really represents SCORE well. She looks sweet, sexy, beautiful and smart.”-Michael. Zane added: “Hot body, good attitude, and, well…amazing tits! It was a hard decision, Kylee Nash is freakin’ hot, and don’t forget Terry Nova and Tera Cox, all amazing as well. Christy wins in my book though.” “Christy is fantastic, level-headed, sweet, sexy and everything a true boob-man wants. I think Christy Marks is going to become the next LDM.”-Justin. Congratulations, Christy Marks…Next year will be here before we know it….

Sabina Leigh
“Usually I have to go to specialty bra shops and have them fitted or specially made,” says Sabina Leigh, who has made several appearances since her arrival in April ‘07 Voluptuous. “Sometimes I have to settle for bras that aren’t very pretty, because they just don’t make them in my size. So if any readers out there know anything about bra manufacturing, that’s what I need. One that’s pretty and supportive in size 34G. That’s a lot to hope for.” Check out her full-length interview.

“Miranda is a truly Voluptuous woman,” Mike from the U.K. writes about this rare woman who is like a living statue, an example of human art. “The most horny photo is, in my opinion, the first one. The sight of Miranda wearing that diaphanous negligée started something stirring in my pants. What’s so erotic is the way the negligée clings to her gorgeous full breasts, just above her aureole and nipple, tantalisingly trying to hide what lies beneath, and thankfully failing. Miranda has it all, beautiful looks, lovely full breasts, nice round ass and a smooth, juicy pussy which all adds up to the body of a goddess, a Voluptuous goddess. Don’t leave it too long before you include more of this beautiful woman. Once again guys, keep up the good work.”

Miranda hooks up with this dude for an erotic tour de force! Miranda doesn’t believe that a woman has to be played. He has to like me and I have to like him. You have to have the feeling. I don’t like when the man goes out and he is just interested to fuck you. Just to have sex, and then he says “I love you” just to fuck you. I don’t think that’s good. I don’t think that a man should come up to a woman and say, “I want to fuck you,” but it is better than telling her that you love her when don’t mean it and she knows you don’t mean it. I don’t need a man to tell me he loves me if he doesn’t. I mean, I have just met him. How does he know he loves me? He doesn’t even know me! Everyone thinks Italians are Latin lovers, but I think they’re fake, like actors. American men are more honest. If they want to fuck you, they say they want to fuck you. I like that. Italian men won’t just say it. They want to fuck you, but they have to say, “Oh, I love you, you are so beautiful,” and other crap. I like the American way much better. I don’t like the bullshit. It’s better when a man is direct.

Sunny Dee

We can’t think of a better way to raise customer awareness for a car wash than to get Sunny Dee into a tight top, high heels and micro-skirt. Can you? We can also easily see Sunny Dee inspiring a lot of fender benders. Would you trust your car to her soapy hands? Absolutely! Sunny’s sunny smile matches her sunny disposition. When she bends over from the waist to dip her sponge in that bucket, her hanging tits strain to thrust clean through the wet fabric. If we ever open a car wash, you know who we’re going to telephone for a full-time job.

Paola Rios

SCORE: Paola, let’s play the favorite game. Your favorite recreation?
Paola: I like to go dancing with my friends and I like to read books and poems when I’m alone.
SCORE: Favorite color.
Paola: Pink.
SCORE: Favorite travel spot.
Paola: Brazil.
SCORE: Favorite nightclub.
Paola: I haven’t been to one for a while so I have no favorites.
SCORE: Favorite television show.
Paola: Soaps.
SCORE: Favorite movie.
Paola: Passion of The Christ, and any movie with Brad Pitt.
SCORE: Favorite musician.
Paola: Ricardo Arjona.
SCORE: Favorite perfume.
Paola: I don’t like perfumes, I prefer Eau de Cologne.
SCORE: Favorite drink.
Paola: Champagne.
SCORE: Favorite food.
Paola: Milanesa.
SCORE: Have you ever gone out with a guy who didn’t care about big tits?
Paola: No. I don’t think a man would ask me out if he didn’t like breasts.
SCORE: What type of foreplay do you like a man to do?
Paola: Oral sex and lots of kissing.
SCORE: Do you like cum facials?
Paola: No, I like it inside me or on my tits.
SCORE: What a guy tells you what to do in bed, do you follow his directions?
Paola: It depends on what he wants, as long it’s nothing ridiculous, abusive or perverted.
SCORE: Do you like to have your tits fucked?
Paola: I like it but I think it’s funny. What I don’t understand is when a girl taps a man’s cock on her boobs like a hammer. I have seen this in videos. I can understand rubbing but tapping?
SCORE: Do your breasts attract the attention of male teachers?
Paola: Of course! They’re men. If they don’t look, maybe they are afraid of girls complaining to the directors or they are gay.
SCORE: Have you ever squirted when you come?
Paola: No. I have read about it but it hasn’t happened yet.
SCORE: Do you watch adult movies?
Paola: Sometimes on the Internet. I look at the videos on Scoreland. I’m not going to rent DVD’s in a store.
SCORE: Do you like to use toys? What kind do you own?
Paola: I don’t own any. I use my hands.
SCORE: Do you like sex in the morning, afternoon or evening best?
Paola: During the siesta, in the afternoon.
SCORE: How do you rate your sex drive compared to other girls?
Paola: I would say I have a moderate sex drive compared to other women.

Paola Rios doesn’t have one favorite brand of bra. She buys bras that hook in the back, not the front loaders and she likes to wear pink and white bras. For fun, she goes dancing with her girlfriends and has to beat off the wolves with a stick. Except for her discoverer Romina Lopez, Paola has the biggest tits of her girlfriends. Her favorite drink is champagne. Paola doesn’t like to wear perfumes. She prefers Eau de Cologne. She likes to be fondled and played with for a good amount of time before she plays hide the salami. Paola is very annoyed by guys who go “wham-bam-thank-you-ma’m” and fall asleep after they cum. That kind of guy has no shot at being Paola’s boyfriend. As you already know, Paola is not one of the countless hard-looking and rough-edged girls that seem to dominate the adult modeling and dancing world today. Long may she stay that way.

“First of all, Paola Rios is the sexiest model you’ve featured since Sharday,” declares E.B. “Lovely face, incredible tits, an ass worthy of BootyLicious, and a young freshness that has me hoping we’ll be watching her career for a long time.Thanks so much to Romina Lopez for sharing her with us. Paola’s breasts are heavenly and her face is as lovely and seductive as Ines Cudna’s.” J.P., a tough critic, had this this to say: “Your new discovery from Paraguay, Paola Rios, just blew everyone else out of the water. Cynthia Romero has long been one of my all-time favorites but Paola Rios has shown me she might be the best export from South America. Pass on my thanks to Romina for bringing this beauty to you! Muchas Gracias!”

Discovered by Voluptuous charmer Romina Lopez (they both attend college), Paola Rios cleans up good, especially when she’s dressed as a piping-hot maid, the kind of housekeeper you won’t see much of in the average hotel. No, Paola is just a tad too scantily clad. Hotel guests would refuse to leave their rooms. They would just sit and watch her dust and vacuum. In fact our photographer did just that, asking Paola several questions while she got her wonderful body into various photogenic positions.

Voluptuous: What should a guy do when you’re in bed?
Paola: Fondle me, not be cold, use his imagination to give me pleasure.
Voluptuous: How long does it take a date to ask you questions about your breasts?
Paola: It takes them about one second! They ask what I do to have them so big and nice? If they are real?
Voluptuous: What position do you sleep in?
Paola: Belly down.
Voluptuous: What makes your nipples hard?
Paola: Sucking them, of course.
Voluptuous: Where was the most unusual place you had sex?
Paola: I haven’t had too many wild adventures yet, just once in a car and on a kitchen table.
Voluptuous: What are your favorite sexual positions?
Paola: I like to try all kinds of positions.
Voluptuous: What do you want to do in life that you haven’t done yet?
Paola: To meet all the stars of my favorite soaps.
Voluptuous: Does anything special excite you and get you horny for sex?
Paola: Look at me in a penetrating way!
Voluptuous: Do you like sex in cars?
Paola: It depends on the car and the locations.
Voluptuous: What sexually satisfies you the best?
Paola: I don’t know. I’m only 19 years-old.
Voluptuous: What kinky things do you like to do?
Paola: I’m too innocent for kinky things.
Voluptuous: How important is cock size to you? What size cock do you like?
Paola: Size isn’t important, knowing how to use it is much more important!

Penny Porsche

The last time we saw magnificent mega-MILF Penny Porsche (in the Jan. ‘07 issue), she was sunbathing by the pool, getting hotter and hornier. And so were we. The male mind drifted to visions of Penny having sex. And that’s what happened. Penny entertained a bloated cock. Here are the pictures. Some have said that Penny looks like the perfect “soccer mom.” That exact term was also used to describe Karen Fisher, also in this month’s parade of curvy pulchritude. “When I’m on top grinding down while your cock is penetrating me, that really gets me going,” says Penny. “And if you fuck me in the missionary position with my legs all the way back by my head, that gets me going, too. I call it the lockdown.” Penny Porsche: outstanding.

The MILF hottie with 38F tits and an ultra-large clit celebrates her eighth photo spread in SCORE. We hope she sticks around for more. If there is any SCORE model who’d make an excellent sexologist, besides Daphne Rosen, she would be Penny. Her frank and direct approach to sex is very refreshing. “I’d rather have a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that,” says Penny. “They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me. They don’t lick hard enough. I don’t know why men are afraid of the pussy. They just want to get in there and fuck. It’s hard for me to find guys who really want to get into my pussy and lick it and explore it and suck on my clit. Foreplay. You know what I mean? Not just get to the action and stick their cock in and blow their load and get off and that’s it.” SCORE salutes Penny Porsche. Sucking her clit would be a privilege.

BIG VIDEO

“Sex Education” is courtesy of our busty friend Haley Hills, who is your hostess for a complete hands-on tutorial covering such important subjects as handjobs, blowjobs and salami-stashing, much of it presented in point-of-view cinematography for better jackin’. This video is presented strictly for educational and instructional purposes. Running time: 30 minutes.

 Hey, guys! I would like to start off by saying that this was the best year yet for the Gentlemen Club Owner’s Expo, even though there was no Fan Fair. All of the big-busted features were upset that they weren’t going to have a Fan Fair, but everything worked out.

Glamourcon,
Chicago, Illinois

It all started on August 24th when I flew to Chicago to attend Glamourcon. I was a little hesitant to do the show because most of the girls there are Playmates and ex-Playmates. Chelsea Charms talked me into going, and I’m glad she did because I met a lot of fans I didn’t know I had in Chicago.

I flew in Friday night and met up with Elektra and Chelsea and also with my webmaster, Cubeman. Cubeman does all of our websites. This was going to be a crazy seven days for me because I was rebuilding my website and I needed a lot of material.

Everyone arrived Friday night, and we all got together because we hadn’t seen each other in a long time. We just stayed up and gossiped until around one in the morning. The next day, Glamourcon started at 11 a.m. and ended at six p.m. The convention was in the same hotel where we were staying, so that was good. Well, kind of. The hotel had no air conditioning because the night before, a storm took all the power down. Chelsea called me the day I was flying in and told me that the hotel, the Crown Plaza at O’Hare Airport, was running on a generator

So, the day of the convention, they brought out these huge fans so we wouldn’t die of heat exhaustion. It was so hot, but with the big fans, it wasn’t that bad.Anyway, we all met at the convention center. Chelsea, Elektra and I had one big table that we shared. I thought that was a good idea because our table had a little of everything. Elektra was a little hesitant to share a table with us because of our big tits, but we told her she didn’t have to worry; she’s a tall, skinny, beautiful blonde. I also told her that when any guy got a picture with me and Chelsea, we’d send him to her next.

At Glamourcon, guys were allowed to bring cameras, but if they wanted a picture with a girl, they had to pay $10 a picture. That’s what the three of us were charging. We were hearing from the fans that the other girls were charging $20, but we didn’t want to change our price because we thought we would get more fans. All of us were nervous because we had never done this before. Well, things started off slow but then picked up, and the fans were happy to see some big-busted girls there. By the end of the day, the three of us were happy that we were there.

That night, Elektra and Cubeman were tired, so Chelsea and I met up for dinner. We ended up going about two blocks away to a steakhouse. We had a couple of drinks, ate and then went back to the hotel. Then we called it a night because we had to get up early for the convention and all of us were flying out to Vegas after Glamourcon ended.

Things went a little slower at the show Sunday. We had hoped it would be busy, but it wasn’t. But as the day was ending, one young fan had to fuck it all up. He had been there all day but didn’t know he had to pay for pictures. He brought his camera thinking he could snap away for free. Security had told him he had to pay. He was following me around the whole day. At the end of the day as we were packing up, he kept asking me for one picture, and I kept telling him it was $10. By that time, Elektra and Chelsea were laughing at him because they know I don’t give anything away for free. Well, I had a change of heart, and no one could believe it. I felt bad for the young guy, so I told him he could take a picture. He was so happy. As I was posing for the picture, he was taking forever, so I told him to hurry because we needed to pack and catch a plane. Well, he started getting nasty and telling me to have fucking patience. I said, “Listen, you’re lucky I’m giving you a free picture.” After he took the picture, he was like, “Thanks, you fucking whore.” Chelsea, Elektra and I jumped all over him. I got security and they took his camera away and threw him out. I always say, it takes just one asshole to fuck up your day.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this one guy who wanted to be punched and kicked in the balls! He was willing to pay $50 for that. I told him I didn’t know if I could because I’d never done it before. At the end of the day, as Elektra, Cubeman, Chelsea and I were waiting for the shuttle to the airport, he came running around the corner, begging me to kick him in the balls! Everyone was egging me on to do it, so I did it. I kicked him as hard as I could and kneed him as hard as I could. He gave me $50 and told me thanks, I had made his day. He told me that was his fetish and he let girls do that to him all the time, but he never had a big-bust model do that to him. He thanked me for making his wish come true.

Well, what a weekend! Off to Las Vegas!

Expo Week, Las Vegas, Nevada

Elektra, Cube-man and I were on the same flight to Vegas, and we were all upgraded to business class, so that was fun. Elektra couldn’t sleep, so we just sat up, read magazines and bullshitted with the girl next to us. We waited for Chelsea at the airport, then we got our luggage and took a limo to our hotel. Elektra went out to do Vegas, and Chelsea and I ordered room service and called it a night.The first day of the Expo, we all met to pick up our badges. Believe it or not, fans showed up even though there was no Fan Fair. Fans are not allowed in the Expo, but they were there this year. How they got in, I don’t know. There were some fans from Germany who are there for Fan Fair every year. They’re very big fans of SCORE.

A lot of big-busted girls attended this year: Maxi Mounds, Echo Valley, Puma Swede, Kayla Kupcakes, Kayla Kleevage, Exotica and many more. The biggest surprise of all was Vixen LaMoore. We were so happy to see her. I hadn’t seen her in two years. She looked better than ever. And T was there, too. He’s the guy who every year took pictures for SCORE at the Expo. When Chelsea and I heard he was coming, we were excited.

There were a lot of vendors this year. I was surprised to see so many companies, club owners and features. The only big-busted model missing was Minka. Even big porn stars like Gina Lynn and Donna Doll were there.

And how could I forget to mention Alyssa Alps? She works with Don Waite and helps him organize the Expo. It was great running into her. She looks great and is very happy.

After the Expo every night, Chelsea, T, Vixen, Cubeman, Razooly, who is Vixen’s friend, and I would meet up for dinner. Some nights, we would have a couple of drop-ins, like Kayla Kupcakes, who is a riot. She is so out there. I always tell her she’s three cans short of a six-pack! Then she’ll laugh and say, “Crystal, you’re so crazy.” Dinner was our gossip time. We’d talk about the Expo and other things that happened to us.

After dinner, we’d go play the slots. Sometimes we won, sometimes we lost. On Tuesday, after the Expo and dinner, Vixen, Elektra and I headed over to the club owners appreciation party. I’d never attended it, but it seemed like all the features were heading over. It was pretty nice. They had food set out, and it was nice to meet some of the club owners so they could see how I looked in person. Elektra mingled, Vixen got drunk and I just hung out with my agent, who was introducing me to club owners. I had a really good time.

This was the best Expo ever. I only wish they’d had a Fan Fair. I’d never seen so many feature dancers in one room. I hope you enjoy all the pics from Glamourcon and the Expo. To see more pictures, you can log on to my website, CrystalGunns.com.

See you next time, guys!

Hi, guys. Welcome back! This month, we’re going to a new club and then to one of my favorite clubs. It was a hectic two weeks, but as you are about to find out, I had a great time.

The Body Shop
Rock Island, Illinois

The Body Shop is a brand-new club that opened just six months before I got there. I really don’t like to go to new clubs because you never know what to expect. Sometimes it’s good to hear from other features that have been there so you know what you are getting yourself into. The only reason I agreed to go here is because it is owned by the same person who owns Big Earl’s Goldmine in Des Moines, Iowa.

This was my first time in Chicago. I’ve never featured there before. After I posted on my website CrystalGunns.com that I was going to Illinois, I got a lot of responses. I was a little nervous once I got there, but once I walked through the doors, I saw one of my friends who worked at Big Earl’s Goldmine. Her name is Cameo. I was all excited. I asked her what she was doing there, and she said that because I was featuring there this week, she decided to come down and work with me because she always makes money when I dance. Oh, by the way. She has big tits, too! During the day, Cameo and I hung out. We went to the gym, had lunch, went tanning and went shopping.

Well, I was happy. The Body Shop is a pretty nice place, and the best part about it is that it has a bar. Two bars! The dancers can only go topless, though, because alcohol is served. It’s a pretty big place that can seat a lot of people. The staff and the girls are very nice.

I featured there Wednesday through Saturday and did 12 shows all together. It was a pretty fun week. I met a lot of new fans who I didn’t know I had. One of my biggest fans drove in from Chicago to see me. His name is Carmine. Usually when I’m in Des Moines, he does the drive to see me, but he was excited to see me in Illinois. He stayed overnight in a hotel because he shot pictures of me for three hours in my hotel room. No, not for free! I charge him by the hour and have him sign contracts so he can’t sell the pictures. They’re only for his private use.

I must admit, Rock Island is beautiful. The scenery of the parks and the Mississippi River is beautiful. I’m not one to go out during the day because I like to sleep, but I did this time because the scenery was just breathtaking.

Friday turned out to be a very special night for me. I met a married couple that brought along a friend. The wife came up to me after my show and told me that her husband had been diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s Disease and had been given only a year to live. He was a retired firefighter. Well, to make matters worse, the year was up. She asked me if I would take a Polaroid picture with him, and of course, I said yes. She didn’t want me to tell him I knew about his disease, and at first, I didn’t believe her. I thought she just wanted me to give her and her husband some attention. But when I went to their table, he was very sick. He could barely speak. The reason they came to the club was because he’s a big fan of big tits and knew me from SCORE.

Well, I ended up giving him free Polaroids and one of my newest SCORE covers signed to him. I ended up hanging out with them all night, and they were so fucking cool. I asked the wife a lot of questions. She was handling the situation so well and laughing all night. They’ve been together over 30 years and have two kids and grandchildren.

Well, as the night came to an end, I was starving. The other guy they were with was the wife’s brother, and he said he was a chef. They invited me back to their house for food. I was skeptical at first, but for some reason, I felt comfortable enough to go. I brought a friend with me, and you know what? I’m glad I went. We hung out until five in the morning and ate shrimp, and they barbecued turkey burgers. I must say, this was the proudest thing I have ever done. I learned so much about him and his disease. I will never forget this couple and how I made his dream come true by going back to their house and letting them take pictures of me. I will always keep them in my heart and prayers. They taught me a lesson about life: that it is not to be taken for granted. Enjoy the people you love every minute of the day. I dedicate this article to you, guys. You know who you are.

Big Earl’s Goldmine
Des Moines, Iowa

I left Rock Island and went right to Big Earl’s Goldmine. I had only one day off, Sunday, but actually, I had to drive two hours to Des Moines, so it wasn’t much of a day off!

The good part about it was that on the way, there was a huge outlet mall, and of course, you know I had to stop and shop for a couple of hours. Also, my friend Cameo was driving her car, so she stopped and shopped with me, too.

By now, all my fans should know that I love coming to this club. It’s a tough week because I have a six-day booking with 21 shows, but I have so much fun at Big Earl’s.

Tina is the lady who runs the club, and I have been featuring for her for the last six years, so she kind of lets me get away with murder. I usually don’t end up doing all 21 shows, but I do make a lot of money for the club. I had a lot of guys who came in to see me and buy VIP dances. That makes me and the club a lot of money. I must say, some of my favorite fans are at Big Earl’s.I must mention one of my fans. His name is Andy. He is a pilot for a private airline company. He always comes in about two or three times when I’m at Big Earl’s and hangs out with me. He has been doing that for the last four or five years. The best part is that on my last day there, he always takes me out for sushi. Andy hates sushi and always orders something else, but I always make him try a piece. I’m trying to convert him! Andy, I just want to say I love you and you are one of my best fans, and when you read this article, send me an email. Another reason that I love this place is because I truly love the girls there. Not only are they fucking hot, they are so nice. I know when I feature at Big Earl’s, I’m not only going to make a lot of money, I am going to party with my girls. Every time I’m in town, Elektra, who is a porn star (she dances there when she’s not on the road) and I go out on Wednesday and party our asses off. Tina owns a limo service, and she gives us a car to have for that night. I usually have three shows that night, but I only do one at around eight o’clock, then I’m out hitting the town around 10. This is what I mean when I say that the owners of Big Earl’s are cool. No club would let you miss two shows and give you a limo so you can go out and party. Well, that night, Tina gave us the stretch Hummer, and we had my favorite driver, David.

This time it was just me and Elektra. Summer, Sydney and crazy Ashton came, too. I was so surprised to see Ashton there because she lives two hours away and came by Greyhound bus just to party with me. Ashton used to dance at Big Earl’s before she moved. She’s one of my best friends out there. We used to get into so much trouble when we hung out. She likes to drink, like me, and every time we went out together, we would end up beating people up, and then the cops would be called! So we have nicknames. I’m Scrappy #1, and she is Scrappy #2.

Well, Elektra, who is the mom of the group, had her hands full that night. She had to babysit us. We went to the Liar’s Den and then The Loft. I got so drunk, I don’t remember much about that night, but I do have some pictures. The only thing I remember is doing shot after shot. The next morning, I woke up, and I was half-naked on Elektra’s couch. I know I must have had a great time!That’s it for this month. Please check out my schedule on my website CrystalGunns.com and come see my shows. Bring your friends too! And don’t forget to tell your favorite club to book me if they haven’t already! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christy Marks By Dave Rosenbaum

I stepped off of the boat and onto the pier at Gun Point, and the first thing I saw was Christy Marks, spread wide, sun shining down upon her glistening, shaved pussy, huge tits splayed. I knew it was going to be a good week.

At meals, she was the one who would never stop talking, asking everyone questions and talking about how beautiful Eleuthera is and reminiscing about life back home. She was the one who asked of the other four girls, during dinner one night, “Have any of you ever lost something down your bra?”

I felt like a Big-Tit Roundtable discussion was about to break out.
“I have,” Christy said, and then the girls all started sharing their stories of lost treasures down their treasure chests. I just shut up, ate and listened, wishing all of you guys could’ve been there to hear it.

The worst thing about Eleuthera for Christy was that there’s no McDonald’s on the island. The girl usually eats McDonald’s four times a day. The second-worst thing about Eleuthera for Christy was that the Internet connection was so slow. This girl is really into computers.

The best thing about Eleuthera for Christy? Everything else. Being in The Bahamas for the first time. The beauty of the place. Being around so many people that she quickly grew very attached to.