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Simone Lee
Simone Lee is a secretary. She enjoys her job but had always harbored a secret desire to become a magazine model. She’s a sexy brickhouse and she gets plenty of attention from co-workers, visitors and delivery guys. Even the boss eyeballs her, Simone says. “Guys at the office don’t say much, they just stare. But when I go to lunch or go out to run errands, that’s when I hear a lot of compliments about my body. Some are nice, some comments get raunchy. A couple of man-friends kept telling me I should model. I finally agreed it would be a good change of pace in my life. Working in an office gets so boring. Sometimes I feel like falling asleep. When Simone saw the BeAScoreModel website while surfing the adult Internet, she decided to take the shot. “A relative of mine was a nude model many years ago and she said the photographer was like an octopus. But it looked like I didn’t have to worry about the SCORE Group and I was right. I’d come back any time. They said I also had a nice butt so they asked me to pose for their Booty magazine too.” Simone is 5′10, 154 pounds, 44-30-38 and has 38E cups. “I’m not a shy woman! I’m game for anything and I’m really anxious to see how everything I did looks.”

Camille Morgan
Camille actually worked as a bus driver for six months. Can you believe what a waste of talent that was, even for six months? “Greyhound was hiring, and I said, ‘You know what? Go for it!’ So I went, and I got hired, and I went to Richmond, Virginia for a month and trained every day. I had to take tests every day. It was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. We started out with 500 people, and by the end of the class, we had about a hundred. And I was one of the hundred. I looked nice, and you know, the majority of drivers are guys, so people would say, ‘You’re hot!’ and the other women who were there were dikey kind of, so I’d get all kinds of preferential treatment.”

Camille Morgan
Camille read our models’ website BeAScoreModel. “I found you guys. I have a friend who said to me, ‘Why don’t you model?’ And I have done some modeling in music videos, and he said, ‘No, breast modeling.’ So he told me about SCORE, and we went to the website, and I saw the video with Gianna Rossi talking about what SCORE does, so I looked at it, and he said, ‘It’s a very upscale place. They’ll fly you down. Nothing to worry about.’ So I said, ‘Okay,’ because I like to take chances, so we took the test shots the next day and sent them. I sent them on Sunday. You guys called on Monday!” Camille’s stats are: 5′8″, 138 lbs. and 40-27-38 with a 34DD bra measurement. She lives in New Jersey. We rushed Camille into Holiday ‘07 SCORE. Why wait with a honey like this?

Sunny Dee

We can’t think of a better way to raise customer awareness for a car wash than to get Sunny Dee into a tight top, high heels and micro-skirt. Can you? We can also easily see Sunny Dee inspiring a lot of fender benders. Would you trust your car to her soapy hands? Absolutely! Sunny’s sunny smile matches her sunny disposition. When she bends over from the waist to dip her sponge in that bucket, her hanging tits strain to thrust clean through the wet fabric. If we ever open a car wash, you know who we’re going to telephone for a full-time job.

 Hey, guys! I would like to start off by saying that this was the best year yet for the Gentlemen Club Owner’s Expo, even though there was no Fan Fair. All of the big-busted features were upset that they weren’t going to have a Fan Fair, but everything worked out.

Glamourcon,
Chicago, Illinois

It all started on August 24th when I flew to Chicago to attend Glamourcon. I was a little hesitant to do the show because most of the girls there are Playmates and ex-Playmates. Chelsea Charms talked me into going, and I’m glad she did because I met a lot of fans I didn’t know I had in Chicago.

I flew in Friday night and met up with Elektra and Chelsea and also with my webmaster, Cubeman. Cubeman does all of our websites. This was going to be a crazy seven days for me because I was rebuilding my website and I needed a lot of material.

Everyone arrived Friday night, and we all got together because we hadn’t seen each other in a long time. We just stayed up and gossiped until around one in the morning. The next day, Glamourcon started at 11 a.m. and ended at six p.m. The convention was in the same hotel where we were staying, so that was good. Well, kind of. The hotel had no air conditioning because the night before, a storm took all the power down. Chelsea called me the day I was flying in and told me that the hotel, the Crown Plaza at O’Hare Airport, was running on a generator

So, the day of the convention, they brought out these huge fans so we wouldn’t die of heat exhaustion. It was so hot, but with the big fans, it wasn’t that bad.Anyway, we all met at the convention center. Chelsea, Elektra and I had one big table that we shared. I thought that was a good idea because our table had a little of everything. Elektra was a little hesitant to share a table with us because of our big tits, but we told her she didn’t have to worry; she’s a tall, skinny, beautiful blonde. I also told her that when any guy got a picture with me and Chelsea, we’d send him to her next.

At Glamourcon, guys were allowed to bring cameras, but if they wanted a picture with a girl, they had to pay $10 a picture. That’s what the three of us were charging. We were hearing from the fans that the other girls were charging $20, but we didn’t want to change our price because we thought we would get more fans. All of us were nervous because we had never done this before. Well, things started off slow but then picked up, and the fans were happy to see some big-busted girls there. By the end of the day, the three of us were happy that we were there.

That night, Elektra and Cubeman were tired, so Chelsea and I met up for dinner. We ended up going about two blocks away to a steakhouse. We had a couple of drinks, ate and then went back to the hotel. Then we called it a night because we had to get up early for the convention and all of us were flying out to Vegas after Glamourcon ended.

Things went a little slower at the show Sunday. We had hoped it would be busy, but it wasn’t. But as the day was ending, one young fan had to fuck it all up. He had been there all day but didn’t know he had to pay for pictures. He brought his camera thinking he could snap away for free. Security had told him he had to pay. He was following me around the whole day. At the end of the day as we were packing up, he kept asking me for one picture, and I kept telling him it was $10. By that time, Elektra and Chelsea were laughing at him because they know I don’t give anything away for free. Well, I had a change of heart, and no one could believe it. I felt bad for the young guy, so I told him he could take a picture. He was so happy. As I was posing for the picture, he was taking forever, so I told him to hurry because we needed to pack and catch a plane. Well, he started getting nasty and telling me to have fucking patience. I said, “Listen, you’re lucky I’m giving you a free picture.” After he took the picture, he was like, “Thanks, you fucking whore.” Chelsea, Elektra and I jumped all over him. I got security and they took his camera away and threw him out. I always say, it takes just one asshole to fuck up your day.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this one guy who wanted to be punched and kicked in the balls! He was willing to pay $50 for that. I told him I didn’t know if I could because I’d never done it before. At the end of the day, as Elektra, Cubeman, Chelsea and I were waiting for the shuttle to the airport, he came running around the corner, begging me to kick him in the balls! Everyone was egging me on to do it, so I did it. I kicked him as hard as I could and kneed him as hard as I could. He gave me $50 and told me thanks, I had made his day. He told me that was his fetish and he let girls do that to him all the time, but he never had a big-bust model do that to him. He thanked me for making his wish come true.

Well, what a weekend! Off to Las Vegas!

Expo Week, Las Vegas, Nevada

Elektra, Cube-man and I were on the same flight to Vegas, and we were all upgraded to business class, so that was fun. Elektra couldn’t sleep, so we just sat up, read magazines and bullshitted with the girl next to us. We waited for Chelsea at the airport, then we got our luggage and took a limo to our hotel. Elektra went out to do Vegas, and Chelsea and I ordered room service and called it a night.The first day of the Expo, we all met to pick up our badges. Believe it or not, fans showed up even though there was no Fan Fair. Fans are not allowed in the Expo, but they were there this year. How they got in, I don’t know. There were some fans from Germany who are there for Fan Fair every year. They’re very big fans of SCORE.

A lot of big-busted girls attended this year: Maxi Mounds, Echo Valley, Puma Swede, Kayla Kupcakes, Kayla Kleevage, Exotica and many more. The biggest surprise of all was Vixen LaMoore. We were so happy to see her. I hadn’t seen her in two years. She looked better than ever. And T was there, too. He’s the guy who every year took pictures for SCORE at the Expo. When Chelsea and I heard he was coming, we were excited.

There were a lot of vendors this year. I was surprised to see so many companies, club owners and features. The only big-busted model missing was Minka. Even big porn stars like Gina Lynn and Donna Doll were there.

And how could I forget to mention Alyssa Alps? She works with Don Waite and helps him organize the Expo. It was great running into her. She looks great and is very happy.

After the Expo every night, Chelsea, T, Vixen, Cubeman, Razooly, who is Vixen’s friend, and I would meet up for dinner. Some nights, we would have a couple of drop-ins, like Kayla Kupcakes, who is a riot. She is so out there. I always tell her she’s three cans short of a six-pack! Then she’ll laugh and say, “Crystal, you’re so crazy.” Dinner was our gossip time. We’d talk about the Expo and other things that happened to us.

After dinner, we’d go play the slots. Sometimes we won, sometimes we lost. On Tuesday, after the Expo and dinner, Vixen, Elektra and I headed over to the club owners appreciation party. I’d never attended it, but it seemed like all the features were heading over. It was pretty nice. They had food set out, and it was nice to meet some of the club owners so they could see how I looked in person. Elektra mingled, Vixen got drunk and I just hung out with my agent, who was introducing me to club owners. I had a really good time.

This was the best Expo ever. I only wish they’d had a Fan Fair. I’d never seen so many feature dancers in one room. I hope you enjoy all the pics from Glamourcon and the Expo. To see more pictures, you can log on to my website, CrystalGunns.com.

See you next time, guys!

Janet Jade
Scoreland guys got their first taste of Janet Jade in the second episode of SCOREtv. Remember her Tits In Tight Tops segment? Her natural hooters blew us away and because she’s only 5′2″, they looked even bigger. We’ll be seeing a lot more of Janet and her sexy body. She’s a college student and likes to roller blade, dance and watch action movies and basketball games. Her favorite TV show is Big Brother. “I dress very casually,” says Janet, who has a co-ed, girl-next-door personality. “A pair of jeans, a tight t-shirt and sandals. I usually don’t wear underwear. I might glam up on occasion. I don’t like wearing bras most of the time. I have to wear a sports bra when I exercise.” Janet measures 44-30-36 and wears a 38DDD cup. She weighs 138 pounds and is perfectly proportioned. Dinner and a movie is her favorite kind of date.

Look for Janet on video in SCORE Theater.

Look out for several candid shots of Janet rolling up to the SCORE Building for her first day of modeling on Boobs In The News.

Scoreland hasn’t done one of these glass top photo sets in a long time! It’s tricky to do successfully but our studio boys have done yet another top-shelf job. Who better to give us all some major tits and ass on glass views than new babe on the block, Janet Jade? Janet says: “Usually guys only look at my boobs, but you guys were appreciating my ass, too. I liked that. It’s nice to know that it’s not just about my boobs!��? See more of Janet in SCORE Theater.

The editors agreed on one thing during lunch. If we had Janet Jade for a girlfriend, we’d never leave the house and neither would she. But it’s better that Janet share her bodacious self with the Boob Brotherhood of Scoreland. Our cameramen in the SCORE Studio tackled a photographic project that we haven’t done in a long time: posing a girl on glass. You get to see all kinds of beautiful angles that way. This time it’s the very sexy Janet go-go dancing on glass and the view is beyond heavenly. We have to thank these guys for getting on their backs and shooting up through the glass to capture angles of a girl that the average man will never get to see. See more of Janet in the SCORE Studio. Running Time: 10:44

New hottie Janet has scored some excellent reactions from the Boob Brotherhood, men who know quality when they see her. Overwhelmed by nipple-shock, Ricardo writes: “I gotta give ya’ll extra mad props for Janet Jade. She’s packin’ in all the right places! Nice tits, phat ass, gorgeous lips, and hips, sexy smile, thick thighs; she’s everything I want in a woman!��? Ian emails “Honestly I think she’s the hottest SCORE debut I’ve seen in a very long time, black or white.��? Janet doesn’t know how far she wants to take her modeling but for now she enjoys what she does. She’s in no hurry to get her shoots over with and bolt out the door. “Every girl wants to be admired, and being in SCORE is the height of that. I guess there’s part of me that’s shy and doesn’t want a lot of attention, but then there’s part of me that likes to be admired.��? We think she’ll be one of the highlights of the big-boobed year when the dust of 2008 settles.

One of our photographers was waiting at the front door at SCORE in anticipation of Janet Jade’s arrival. This was a big event for us. Because she’s beyond fantastic. This series of photos is unusual for us but we thought some of you would like to see them. You’ve already seen Janet’s Tits In Tight Tops segment in SCOREtv episode 2. Now see Janet’s debut pictorial in February ‘08 SCORE and her first video in SCORE Theater. “A girl I know told me about SCORE. She’s a fan of the magazine, or her husband is a fan. She said to me, ‘You should do this,’ so she gave me the website, I looked at it, liked what I saw and sent you my pictures! She knew I’d be good for SCORE. She’s always saying things about my boobs, telling me how big and beautiful they are.” And she sure is!