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Posted on February 9th 2008

Fat Big boobed Chick

Mandy Mason

“Everyone thinks of Playboy girls with Barbie doll bodies and faces and plastic surgery when they think of models,” says Mandy Mason, who’s 5′1”, 150 pounds and measures 42-38-46. “Now how many women look like that? Naturally? A woman like me, you’re going to find us at the drugstore, the supermarket, the department store, the dry cleaner. We are real women and we’re proud of our bodies.” We were glad that Mandy accepted our offer to pose. It proved that she was not ashamed of her body and was happy to let the world see every inch of it. And Mandy was not shy about using toys on camera either. “I own a few vibrators, like most women, and I’m not embarrassed to let people know I use them when I don’t have a man around to take care of me!”

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Big Natural Teen Tits

Posted on February 4th 2008

Busty Teen In Fishnet Pantyhose

Isabella
Proving that tit-men are alike all over the world no matter their cultural and physical differences, Poland has their fair share of wet tee-shirts. And if there’s a wet tee shirt contest within traveling distance of her town, you can be sure that Isabella will be there to enter it. Isabella is a former Miss Bikini Poland winner and she seems to love entering these contests. “These things are outdoors, well, mostly outdoors, and there are hundred of guys attending and maybe ten girls,” Isabella said. “They always go crazy wild when we get wetted from the hoses. I like them. They are fun and I get to tease the shit out of the guys. I enjoy these contests and they have good prizes too. It can get dirty. So I have to bring my own towels and stuff to clean up but I still have to go home and take a hot shower to become clean. These guys should see my photos in SCORE if they want to really see something good.”

 

Sweet Busty Teen In White Stockings

It’ll be summer very soon. Isabella will be on break from her university studies. With a body like that, it’s a sure bet that she’ll be getting into lots of, uh, mischief. As it is, she has to beat off her male classmates with a baseball. Which must hurt like hell. She was in an especially horny mood when she did this pictorial, sticking her pussy and anus good.

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Sexy Chubby Babe With Big Breasts

Posted on January 18th 2008

Wife Showing Boobs

Brianna Costello
“When I walk into a grocery store and I have a tight, thin shirt on or I just finished cleaning my car–I wear a nice little getup for car cleaning–I always get a lot of looks,” Brianna Costello says. She’s a girl who has every right to boast–if she wanted to. “When I’m at the car wash, people just stop and stare, and I really think that when they’re looking at me, they’re having judgmental thoughts about my big boobs. A lot of them aren’t looking at my boobs because they like big tits, although I know a lot of the men do. They’re looking at me because they’re thinking things like, ‘Oh, she has no class,’ or, ‘She’s not a proper Southern lady,’ whatever that is. So I’ve come up with naming them boob-prejudiced people.”

There’s something extra-special in seeing a girl wear a traditional lacey brassiere outdoors because most of the time, we see a girl wearing her bra indoors so we associate a bra with indoors. When Brianna takes off her tank top in this photo set, seeing her in a tight bra brought a wave of joy. The editor of SCORE magazine told Brianna: “Now, I’ve been at SCORE for over five years and been a reader since the beginning. I’ve seen a lot of big tits, and yours are pretty damn impressive. It’s not just their size but the way they hang on your chest. They’re pretty much flawless boobs. No stretch marks. Little blue veins underneath, which is a good thing. Brianna, congratulations, on having two of the best tits ever seen in the SCORE Studio.”

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Huge Natural Titties

Posted on January 18th 2008

Smiling Big Breasts Brunette

Ashley Juggs

Ashley. You know her. You love her. Born in Maryland, the sexy offspring of a Puerto Rican dad and an Italian/Jamaican mom, she was a military brat and lived in different locations until she finally settled near Orlando, Florida. While a college student, Ashley realized that with her body and boobs, she could pursue higher education while also inspiring breast men to sprout rock-hard dicks. Ashley began dancing at strip clubs to pay her college costs and other bills, like many girls before her. She quickly became a popular dancer at the local clubs around Orlando, such as Club Juana, the Diamond Club and the Doll House. Ashley doesn’t shake her tits on stage anymore, but the guys who sat in those dark rooms with a dollar in one hand and a drink in the other will never forget Miss Juggs.

Chubby Big Jugs Black Showing Her Twat

Posted on January 10th 2008

Huge Balck Boobs

Sunny Dee

We can’t think of a better way to raise customer awareness for a car wash than to get Sunny Dee into a tight top, high heels and micro-skirt. Can you? We can also easily see Sunny Dee inspiring a lot of fender benders. Would you trust your car to her soapy hands? Absolutely! Sunny’s sunny smile matches her sunny disposition. When she bends over from the waist to dip her sponge in that bucket, her hanging tits strain to thrust clean through the wet fabric. If we ever open a car wash, you know who we’re going to telephone for a full-time job.

 

Beautiful Babe With Big Nice Titties

Posted on January 4th 2008

Busty Beauty

Slone Ryder
“I’ve been dancing for a number of years and I even did some softcore films several years ago,” explained Slone Ryder in cluing us in about her background. “I dance several nights a week at The Manhattan Club in Richmond, Kentucky. I felt like I was ready to do something a little more bold. I was getting a little bored and decided I wanted to branch out and get into modeling and performing in hardcore films. I have always wanted to do that, but I just never sought out the opportunity. I actually had a Voluptuous magazine at my house and I saw your email address and I sent you an email and that’s what got me here. My brother is a distributor in our area. I knew about Voluptuous, so I asked him for a copy. I was very curious because I had heard of the company and wanted to see what it was all about.” We’re sure glad Slone did! The world needs more hotties like her.

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Posted on October 15th 2007

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“Sex Education” is courtesy of our busty friend Haley Hills, who is your hostess for a complete hands-on tutorial covering such important subjects as handjobs, blowjobs and salami-stashing, much of it presented in point-of-view cinematography for better jackin’. This video is presented strictly for educational and instructional purposes. Running time: 30 minutes.

Glamourcon, Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 9th 2007

 Hey, guys! I would like to start off by saying that this was the best year yet for the Gentlemen Club Owner’s Expo, even though there was no Fan Fair. All of the big-busted features were upset that they weren’t going to have a Fan Fair, but everything worked out.

Glamourcon,
Chicago, Illinois

It all started on August 24th when I flew to Chicago to attend Glamourcon. I was a little hesitant to do the show because most of the girls there are Playmates and ex-Playmates. Chelsea Charms talked me into going, and I’m glad she did because I met a lot of fans I didn’t know I had in Chicago.

I flew in Friday night and met up with Elektra and Chelsea and also with my webmaster, Cubeman. Cubeman does all of our websites. This was going to be a crazy seven days for me because I was rebuilding my website and I needed a lot of material.

Everyone arrived Friday night, and we all got together because we hadn’t seen each other in a long time. We just stayed up and gossiped until around one in the morning. The next day, Glamourcon started at 11 a.m. and ended at six p.m. The convention was in the same hotel where we were staying, so that was good. Well, kind of. The hotel had no air conditioning because the night before, a storm took all the power down. Chelsea called me the day I was flying in and told me that the hotel, the Crown Plaza at O’Hare Airport, was running on a generator

This is my buddy Elektra. We shared a table at Glamourcon in Chicago. I can’t believe how many photos I signed. What a surprise!

So, the day of the convention, they brought out these huge fans so we wouldn’t die of heat exhaustion. It was so hot, but with the big fans, it wasn’t that bad.Anyway, we all met at the convention center. Chelsea, Elektra and I had one big table that we shared. I thought that was a good idea because our table had a little of everything. Elektra was a little hesitant to share a table with us because of our big tits, but we told her she didn’t have to worry; she’s a tall, skinny, beautiful blonde. I also told her that when any guy got a picture with me and Chelsea, we’d send him to her next.

At Glamourcon, guys were allowed to bring cameras, but if they wanted a picture with a girl, they had to pay $10 a picture. That’s what the three of us were charging. We were hearing from the fans that the other girls were charging $20, but we didn’t want to change our price because we thought we would get more fans. All of us were nervous because we had never done this before. Well, things started off slow but then picked up, and the fans were happy to see some big-busted girls there. By the end of the day, the three of us were happy that we were there.

That night, Elektra and Cubeman were tired, so Chelsea and I met up for dinner. We ended up going about two blocks away to a steakhouse. We had a couple of drinks, ate and then went back to the hotel. Then we called it a night because we had to get up early for the convention and all of us were flying out to Vegas after Glamourcon ended.

Things went a little slower at the show Sunday. We had hoped it would be busy, but it wasn’t. But as the day was ending, one young fan had to fuck it all up. He had been there all day but didn’t know he had to pay for pictures. He brought his camera thinking he could snap away for free. Security had told him he had to pay. He was following me around the whole day. At the end of the day as we were packing up, he kept asking me for one picture, and I kept telling him it was $10. By that time, Elektra and Chelsea were laughing at him because they know I don’t give anything away for free. Well, I had a change of heart, and no one could believe it. I felt bad for the young guy, so I told him he could take a picture. He was so happy. As I was posing for the picture, he was taking forever, so I told him to hurry because we needed to pack and catch a plane. Well, he started getting nasty and telling me to have fucking patience. I said, “Listen, you’re lucky I’m giving you a free picture.” After he took the picture, he was like, “Thanks, you fucking whore.” Chelsea, Elektra and I jumped all over him. I got security and they took his camera away and threw him out. I always say, it takes just one asshole to fuck up your day.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this one guy who wanted to be punched and kicked in the balls! He was willing to pay $50 for that. I told him I didn’t know if I could because I’d never done it before. At the end of the day, as Elektra, Cubeman, Chelsea and I were waiting for the shuttle to the airport, he came running around the corner, begging me to kick him in the balls! Everyone was egging me on to do it, so I did it. I kicked him as hard as I could and kneed him as hard as I could. He gave me $50 and told me thanks, I had made his day. He told me that was his fetish and he let girls do that to him all the time, but he never had a big-bust model do that to him. He thanked me for making his wish come true.

Well, what a weekend! Off to Las Vegas!

 

I felt like I never stopped posing for pictures at Glamourcon. It was great to hook up with Vixen LaMoore in Vegas. She’s such a cutie! The Expo was nirvana for guys who like big-boobed showgirls…like me!

Expo Week, Las Vegas, Nevada

Elektra, Cube-man and I were on the same flight to Vegas, and we were all upgraded to business class, so that was fun. Elektra couldn’t sleep, so we just sat up, read magazines and bullshitted with the girl next to us. We waited for Chelsea at the airport, then we got our luggage and took a limo to our hotel. Elektra went out to do Vegas, and Chelsea and I ordered room service and called it a night.The first day of the Expo, we all met to pick up our badges. Believe it or not, fans showed up even though there was no Fan Fair. Fans are not allowed in the Expo, but they were there this year. How they got in, I don’t know. There were some fans from Germany who are there for Fan Fair every year. They’re very big fans of SCORE.

A lot of big-busted girls attended this year: Maxi Mounds, Echo Valley, Puma Swede, Kayla Kupcakes, Kayla Kleevage, Exotica and many more. The biggest surprise of all was Vixen LaMoore. We were so happy to see her. I hadn’t seen her in two years. She looked better than ever. And T was there, too. He’s the guy who every year took pictures for SCORE at the Expo. When Chelsea and I heard he was coming, we were excited.

There were a lot of vendors this year. I was surprised to see so many companies, club owners and features. The only big-busted model missing was Minka. Even big porn stars like Gina Lynn and Donna Doll were there.

And how could I forget to mention Alyssa Alps? She works with Don Waite and helps him organize the Expo. It was great running into her. She looks great and is very happy.

After the Expo every night, Chelsea, T, Vixen, Cubeman, Razooly, who is Vixen’s friend, and I would meet up for dinner. Some nights, we would have a couple of drop-ins, like Kayla Kupcakes, who is a riot. She is so out there. I always tell her she’s three cans short of a six-pack! Then she’ll laugh and say, “Crystal, you’re so crazy.” Dinner was our gossip time. We’d talk about the Expo and other things that happened to us.

After dinner, we’d go play the slots. Sometimes we won, sometimes we lost. On Tuesday, after the Expo and dinner, Vixen, Elektra and I headed over to the club owners appreciation party. I’d never attended it, but it seemed like all the features were heading over. It was pretty nice. They had food set out, and it was nice to meet some of the club owners so they could see how I looked in person. Elektra mingled, Vixen got drunk and I just hung out with my agent, who was introducing me to club owners. I had a really good time.

This was the best Expo ever. I only wish they’d had a Fan Fair. I’d never seen so many feature dancers in one room. I hope you enjoy all the pics from Glamourcon and the Expo. To see more pictures, you can log on to my website, CrystalGunns.com.

See you next time, guys!

 

The Body Shop, Rock Island, Illinois

Posted on September 28th 2007

Hi, guys. Welcome back! This month, we’re going to a new club and then to one of my favorite clubs. It was a hectic two weeks, but as you are about to find out, I had a great time.

The Body Shop
Rock Island, Illinois

The Body Shop is a brand-new club that opened just six months before I got there. I really don’t like to go to new clubs because you never know what to expect. Sometimes it’s good to hear from other features that have been there so you know what you are getting yourself into. The only reason I agreed to go here is because it is owned by the same person who owns Big Earl’s Goldmine in Des Moines, Iowa.

This was my first time in Chicago. I’ve never featured there before. After I posted on my website CrystalGunns.com that I was going to Illinois, I got a lot of responses. I was a little nervous once I got there, but once I walked through the doors, I saw one of my friends who worked at Big Earl’s Goldmine. Her name is Cameo. I was all excited. I asked her what she was doing there, and she said that because I was featuring there this week, she decided to come down and work with me because she always makes money when I dance. Oh, by the way. She has big tits, too! During the day, Cameo and I hung out. We went to the gym, had lunch, went tanning and went shopping.

Here I am clowning around with Summer from Big Earl's Goldmine in Des Moines, Iowa. We got drunk and silly. Girls will be girls.

Well, I was happy. The Body Shop is a pretty nice place, and the best part about it is that it has a bar. Two bars! The dancers can only go topless, though, because alcohol is served. It’s a pretty big place that can seat a lot of people. The staff and the girls are very nice.

I featured there Wednesday through Saturday and did 12 shows all together. It was a pretty fun week. I met a lot of new fans who I didn’t know I had. One of my biggest fans drove in from Chicago to see me. His name is Carmine. Usually when I’m in Des Moines, he does the drive to see me, but he was excited to see me in Illinois. He stayed overnight in a hotel because he shot pictures of me for three hours in my hotel room. No, not for free! I charge him by the hour and have him sign contracts so he can’t sell the pictures. They’re only for his private use.

I must admit, Rock Island is beautiful. The scenery of the parks and the Mississippi River is beautiful. I’m not one to go out during the day because I like to sleep, but I did this time because the scenery was just breathtaking.

Friday turned out to be a very special night for me. I met a married couple that brought along a friend. The wife came up to me after my show and told me that her husband had been diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s Disease and had been given only a year to live. He was a retired firefighter. Well, to make matters worse, the year was up. She asked me if I would take a Polaroid picture with him, and of course, I said yes. She didn’t want me to tell him I knew about his disease, and at first, I didn’t believe her. I thought she just wanted me to give her and her husband some attention. But when I went to their table, he was very sick. He could barely speak. The reason they came to the club was because he’s a big fan of big tits and knew me from SCORE.

Well, I ended up giving him free Polaroids and one of my newest SCORE covers signed to him. I ended up hanging out with them all night, and they were so fucking cool. I asked the wife a lot of questions. She was handling the situation so well and laughing all night. They’ve been together over 30 years and have two kids and grandchildren.

Well, as the night came to an end, I was starving. The other guy they were with was the wife’s brother, and he said he was a chef. They invited me back to their house for food. I was skeptical at first, but for some reason, I felt comfortable enough to go. I brought a friend with me, and you know what? I’m glad I went. We hung out until five in the morning and ate shrimp, and they barbecued turkey burgers. I must say, this was the proudest thing I have ever done. I learned so much about him and his disease. I will never forget this couple and how I made his dream come true by going back to their house and letting them take pictures of me. I will always keep them in my heart and prayers. They taught me a lesson about life: that it is not to be taken for granted. Enjoy the people you love every minute of the day. I dedicate this article to you, guys. You know who you are.

Elektra (right) had to keep her eye on (left-to-right) me, Ashton and Summer when we went out. She definitely had her hands full! Ashton drove two hours to hang out with me in Des Moines. As you can see, that girl has a great ass! This is the only way Elektra can keep me under control!

Big Earl’s Goldmine
Des Moines, Iowa

I left Rock Island and went right to Big Earl’s Goldmine. I had only one day off, Sunday, but actually, I had to drive two hours to Des Moines, so it wasn’t much of a day off!

The good part about it was that on the way, there was a huge outlet mall, and of course, you know I had to stop and shop for a couple of hours. Also, my friend Cameo was driving her car, so she stopped and shopped with me, too.

By now, all my fans should know that I love coming to this club. It’s a tough week because I have a six-day booking with 21 shows, but I have so much fun at Big Earl’s.

Tina is the lady who runs the club, and I have been featuring for her for the last six years, so she kind of lets me get away with murder. I usually don’t end up doing all 21 shows, but I do make a lot of money for the club. I had a lot of guys who came in to see me and buy VIP dances. That makes me and the club a lot of money. I must say, some of my favorite fans are at Big Earl’s.I must mention one of my fans. His name is Andy. He is a pilot for a private airline company. He always comes in about two or three times when I’m at Big Earl’s and hangs out with me. He has been doing that for the last four or five years. The best part is that on my last day there, he always takes me out for sushi. Andy hates sushi and always orders something else, but I always make him try a piece. I’m trying to convert him! Andy, I just want to say I love you and you are one of my best fans, and when you read this article, send me an email. Another reason that I love this place is because I truly love the girls there. Not only are they fucking hot, they are so nice. I know when I feature at Big Earl’s, I’m not only going to make a lot of money, I am going to party with my girls. Every time I’m in town, Elektra, who is a porn star (she dances there when she’s not on the road) and I go out on Wednesday and party our asses off. Tina owns a limo service, and she gives us a car to have for that night. I usually have three shows that night, but I only do one at around eight o’clock, then I’m out hitting the town around 10. This is what I mean when I say that the owners of Big Earl’s are cool. No club would let you miss two shows and give you a limo so you can go out and party. Well, that night, Tina gave us the stretch Hummer, and we had my favorite driver, David.

 

This time it was just me and Elektra. Summer, Sydney and crazy Ashton came, too. I was so surprised to see Ashton there because she lives two hours away and came by Greyhound bus just to party with me. Ashton used to dance at Big Earl’s before she moved. She’s one of my best friends out there. We used to get into so much trouble when we hung out. She likes to drink, like me, and every time we went out together, we would end up beating people up, and then the cops would be called! So we have nicknames. I’m Scrappy #1, and she is Scrappy #2.

Well, Elektra, who is the mom of the group, had her hands full that night. She had to babysit us. We went to the Liar’s Den and then The Loft. I got so drunk, I don’t remember much about that night, but I do have some pictures. The only thing I remember is doing shot after shot. The next morning, I woke up, and I was half-naked on Elektra’s couch. I know I must have had a great time!That’s it for this month. Please check out my schedule on my website CrystalGunns.com and come see my shows. Bring your friends too! And don’t forget to tell your favorite club to book me if they haven’t already! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

Sexy Mature Blonde With Large Hooters

Posted on July 24th 2007

Huge Titted Mature Showing Her Nice Ass

Denise Derringer

“Not since the young SaRenna Lee has such a sexy stacked vixen hit your pages and web site! Denise has the qualities of saucy sexyness and allure that gives the eyes of the beholder complete satisfaction. Please post her vids or images to Club Scoregasm’s ‘By Request Only.’ Thank you for your consideration!”-Phil G. Thanks, Phil. We’ll go one better than By Request with this cover issue of Denise. D.W. emails: “The highlight has to be Denise Derringer! She gets better with each appearance in SCORE. What a great shot of Denise Derringer on the cover, stretching the hell out of that top. It looks like she’s one deep breath from shredding that top like a She-Hulk! It’s really a shame that New York City is a shadow of its former strip club self. I’d love to meet Denise in person but it probably won’t happen here as the clubs that used to showcase features do so no longer.” If you get over to Corpus Christi, Texas, you’ll find Denise dancing at the Palace Men’s Club. God bless Texas.

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