Scoreland Boobs

“When I’m in places like Spain or Cyprus, everyone is topless at all the beaches, so it’s nothing special,” Kerry Marie says. “People don’t say, ‘Oh, look, she’s got her boobs out.’ But at home, if I had my boobs out, people would say, ‘Oh, my God, look at her. She’s topless!’ and that can get to be a bit annoying. When I’m in other parts of Europe, nobody cares. Everybody on the beach is naked or half-naked.” Naturally everyone can’t take their eyes off Kerry when she’s on the beach. Any beach. “I went on holiday to Cyprus a few years ago,” Kerry remembered. “And this guy at the hotel, the whole time, kept asking me, ‘Can I rub lotion on you?’ He kept following me around and asking me, ‘Can I rub lotion on you?’ ‘Can I rub lotion on you?’ ‘Can I rub lotion on you?’ He didn’t stop. It got to be an awful bother.” Try a gay beach, Kerry. They may leave you alone. But not a Lesbian beach.

One of Kerry’s jobs before being discovered by Linsey Dawn McKenzie was as a dental hygienist. Then it was off to topless photo modeling. So before we are accused of being a bad influence by having our models eat chocolate ice cream bars, we would like to state that Kerry in fact brushed her teeth after this pictorial was completed. She showered the sticky goo off her incredible body as well although we have no pictures of that wonderful activity. Somehow we just can’t imagine going to the dentist and having Kerry assist him as they poked and drilled our teeth. The image of the dentist trying to fix a tooth with Kerry in her white, low-cut dental hygienist’s uniform hovering over us, her massive cleavage mounds only a fraction of an inch from our noses, is too much to handle. No, she was meant for better.

A Day With Kerry Marie.
Kerry’s day begins at the crack of dawn (whoever she is) with a very healthy orgasm as she awakens moaning and crying as the sun beams through her bedroom window. Okay, so it was only in a dream she was having, but what difference does that make? It must have been a randy dream. Even when Kerry is asleep she’s apparently having sex, just like the rest of us… Read More